Ever since I can remember,
I have been terrified of old ladies with unnaturally dyed red hair
Specifically if they have the old lady poof going on
Now, I have nothing against them personally
and I feel really bad because they are probably really sweet
but i cant help it
I used to have recurring night mares as a kid
of being left at home with a baby sitter
that was an old lady
and was really nice and all
untill my parents left
and then she would kill/ torture me in different ways
Each time was a bit different
sometimes knives, knitting needles etc.
sometimes she would let me live
and then my parents wouldn't believe me when i told them what happened
(insert Psycho violin shrieks)
