Appeasing the Beast

"I see you have prepared your yearly offering for me, human


Good job, you have pleased me
I may even allow you to pet me later tonight


Although, next year I want to see more of that 'tinsle' stuff,
you know how I enjoy throwing it up on the carpet.
And catnip, lots of catnip.
Mmmm yes."

1 comment:

Ash said...

.. where are my pwesents.