Texture Collage

-Tiffany(2009)

Peary

Robert E. Peary- First man to reach the North Pole.

Design, pencil.

-Tiffany(2009)

Monster Mash

Find all the letters of the alphabet!

Design, ink.

-Tiffany(2009)

Twiggy

-Tiffany(2009)

Audrey Hepburn

Art design project, ink.

-Tiffany(2009)

Ahoy!

Design project, Ink.

-Tiffany(2009)

Charlotte Tames the Hippo

So here is a basic illustration of what went down at the zoo.
Just another day in Bio Lab.

-Tiffany (2009)

It's a Sign

So I've been collecting plants lately.


Bromeliad


Moon flowers


Cactus


Venus flytrap!


Strawberry plants


Desert rose


Yea
It's probably a sign that I'm lonely.

Limbo

I hope it's roller limbo.

Happy Birthday Lady '08

Today is my lady's aka my bff's aka Sara Lecure's birfdayyy!
Sorry I can't be there today :(
But here are just a few reasons why you are my favorite lady:

Exibit A. car dancing

enough said.

Exibit B. being the cooliest people wherever we go

who else am I going to go to Qdoba's with and talk about poop, Hitler, unicorns, and butt sex with?

Exibit C. you always make me laugh untill i think i will pee myself

we have our own brand of humor that most normal people think is lewd, and socially unacceptable.

Exibit D. those weird things we do

Like being co-founders of the I Seriously Fucking Love Hippos Club
and laying in bed all afternoon sending pictures of penises to eachother on our DS's
and freaking the fuck out about puppies

Exibit E. i love the poopins out of you

but you are always there for me when i need you,
you remind me to stand up for myself at times,
you threaten to kick anybody's ass who makes me upset
(which in turn makes me feel better)
and that being said, you always know how to cheer me up

And the fact that when I grow old,
I know that you are going to be on the front porch next to me
yelling at kids to get off our lawns
and scaring the neighbors
<3

Appeasing the Beast

"I see you have prepared your yearly offering for me, human



Good job, you have pleased me
I may even allow you to pet me later tonight



Although, next year I want to see more of that 'tinsle' stuff,
you know how I enjoy throwing it up on the carpet.
And catnip, lots of catnip.
Mmmm yes."

Just a Thought

I probably should eat better



Nah.

Halloween

Zombified Audrey Hepburn staring as
Holly Golighty from Breakfast at Tiffany's?

O yes,
I think so.

Gov.12

So my bff Sara and I have been working very hard the past few months
to get our web comic, Gov.12 started up
There is still a little bit left to do, but its definently on its way
so keep yourself bright eyed and bushy tailed for it

If our calculations are correct,
it should make all of your wildest dreams come true

just saying.

If you were not aware

My guinea pigs are the most beautiful creatures on the planet.



Yep.

Future Parenting Strategy #1

"Mom, is that blood?"

Honey Roasted Joy

FINALLY
I have been saying for years that Honey Bunches of Oats
should just sell the delicious honey roasted oat clusters by themselves,
and cut out all of the unneccessary cereal components



but yea,
The cereal fairy granted my wish
So I got a box and have been pretty much munching on it all week

The only complaint that I have, is that the box is teeny tiny
like anorexic Barbie sized
Which is somewhat depressing

Nom Nom Nom

To Do:

1. Get a bird companion
2. Get a french bull dog
3. Aquire clothing for said bull dog
4. Survive relative visit
5. Watch more movies
6. Not be lonely
7. Begin lots of hand made clothing projects
8. And probably not finish them
9. Aquire more red stuff
10. Catch more Pokemon
11. Finish the book im reading
12. Web Comic
13. Become a pin up model
14. IKEA
15. Tattoos
16. Have personal army of Space Marines.

Unfounded Fears #2

Being Attacked in the Shower

Although its not nearly as bad as it used to
I have this incredible feeling that someone
is going to attack me when I'm in the shower



It happens a lot when Im in a shower with a curtain vs. the see through glass doors
It gets to the point where i break out into a cold sweat and basically have a panic attack
and i force myself to peek out behind the curtain and make sure

I really have no reason to be afraid of this
I lock the bathroom doors, and someone else is nearly always home
Movies or books that talk about being attacked in the shower never freak me out
It just sort of started happening
Getting this creepy feeling that someone is watching you



There are a few things that make it better:

1. Those frosted glass doors
2. Well lit showers
3. See through shower curtains (although that makes my inner designer cringe)
   
4. Windows to the outside in the bathroom, especially if they are in the shower

I don't really have a problem with people seeing me naked or anything
In fact I pretty much walk around naked in front of windows constantly
And I never feel vulnerable normally

And I'm not normally afraid of small places
So I don't think that its claustrophobia or anything

It's just I don't like the idea of someone being there and not knowing it I guess

Unfounded Fears #1

Old Ladies With Dyed Red Hair

Ever since I can remember,
I have been terrified of old ladies with unnaturally dyed red hair
Specifically if they have the old lady poof going on



Now, I have nothing against them personally
and I feel really bad because they are probably really sweet
but i cant help it

I used to have recurring night mares as a kid
of being left at home with a baby sitter
that was an old lady
and was really nice and all
untill my parents left
and then she would kill/ torture me in different ways

Each time was a bit different
sometimes knives, knitting needles etc.
sometimes she would let me live
and then my parents wouldn't believe me when i told them what happened



(insert Psycho violin shrieks)